Friday Confessional

 

I returned "my breast friend" after using it for 2 months! 

I also returned a diaper bag that was a "donation" and got a store credit! That thing was $150 PEOPLE!!!

I've never had a girls scout cookies... Now I know why.. They are nothing to write home about...

People [more specifically my boss] that "baby" talk make me cringe! I just want to punch them in the FACE and yell "YOU'RE ALMOST 40 STOP TALKING LIKE A BABY"

I took 1 hour to vote even though I had already absentee voted  [i really pissed people off with this one]

I've used company stamps for my "personal" use

I've never baked cookies-EVER!

I suggested an "inter office messenger" and explained that it would increase productivity by allowing us to be more readily available...In reality I just want to be able to gossip in private with my co workers....

My Colombian/Miami girl accent and attitude spill out when I'm really pissed off! BEWARE!