Friday, November 2, 2012

Friday Confessional



The Juice is Worth the Squeeze 


So I've decided to jump on this "Friday Confessional" bandwagon... So here it goes...

  • I do about 40% work and 60% personal things while "on the clock"
  • Sometimes I contemplate giving my girls Benadryl so they can fall asleep at a decent hour....[relax i don't ACTUALLY do it]
  • I often think about going to the girl that I think stole my iPhone chargers desk and stealing something of hers [stay tuned-this still might happen]
  •  I turned in more miles than I was entitled to on my mileage report- oops!
  •  I  [sometimes] act surprised when my husband tells me something I already know so he feels "important"
  •  I love to push my limits at work doing things I'm not supposed to [eating at my desk, using my cellphone and surfing the net- Please refer to confessional #1 above]
  •  I've lived in Kansas City for 11 months now and I STILL HATE IT!!!
  •  It really makes me cringe when I see people that color coordinate their outfits from TOP to BOTTOM.. Matching is one thing, but matching shoes, belt, earrings, shirt, headband etc...We get it you KNOW how to match!
  •  I'm addicted to Lock Up, 48 Hours, Bio's of Serial Killers and anything that comes on the C&I channel- my husband thinks it's disturbing....

First week of confessions wasn't too bad... Kind of excited for what next week will bring...





 

1 comment:

  1. Hahaha.

    I totally want to be there when you steal something of the offenders desk!

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